goomy goomy goomy... GOOMY PLZ

bewarings:

when people i hate talk to me: 

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(via trust)

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

(via toocooltobehipster)


OH MY GOD I THOUGHT MY MOM WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THAT

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT MY MOM WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THAT

(Source: condescendist, via pinsam)

milwaukeemorgan:

Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean

milwaukeemorgan:

Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean

(via ruinedchildhood)

elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

(Source: vausexual, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

toothpast:

103312:

asperatus cloud

asparagus my ass tuRN THE FUCK AROUND

toothpast:

103312:

asperatus cloud

asparagus my ass tuRN THE FUCK AROUND

(via you-had-me-at-bacon)

painfullysane:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

(Source: spenceromg, via thatstrangejew)